Tonight in Spenard

Dear guy of ambiguous race who may or may not be drunk and has been pounding on my neighbor's door for the past 3 hours--

Your persistence is to be commended. It is unfortunate for me, however, that it is 4am. I have been a party to your evening since, about three hours ago, another neighbor knocked on my door, woke me out of my peaceful slumber and asked me if I knew you. At that point I knew for sure that I had never seen you before but, in my half-sleeping, could not get a good look at you in order to give the police a decent description.

I was grateful when you left at 2am. I thought, "I might just get some sleep tonight!" Alas, to my dismay you returned knocking and knocking and knocking.

Clearly, whoever you're here to see either doesn't want to see you or isn't here.

The lack of response after such a long period of time should have been a giveaway.